Lovely Little Hump Day Factoids

• Getting excited at the grocery store after finding the maple syrup my grandma used to put on my pancakes as a child. My excitement quickly deflated when I noticed it's 4x the amount of Log Cabin. No wonder it tasted so good. It was fancy.

• Realizing strangers are quite comfortable making rude remarks when your 17 month old has a terrible bruise on her cheek. And her forehead.

• Annie's Organic Balsamic Vinaigrette is the best on the planet.

• Our weather men here in central Texas are morons.

• Pretty pink periwinkles die when you forget to water them.

• Being on time is wonderful. But being the only person on time, all the time, is irritating.

• Watching your large, old basset hound slide down a swirly slide is not funny, but cruel. Especially setting the dog at the top of the slide and allowing for that to happen.

• It's gross when you find one of your cats eating something your other cat threw up.

• Taking a dead fly you find indoors and putting it outside to 'be with his family' is the right thing to do when you have a 3 year old. Telling them No, Slippers and Joey will find and eat it, is not.

• 2 kids in preschool next month will be strange. Eating lunch at Luby's 2x a week w/out kids will be heaven. I'm a Luby's kinda girl.

• USAA homeowners insurance rocks. Especially when your roof needs replaced.

• Bullet points are fun and never get old.