A Brazilian Wandering Spider was found in Oklahoma at a Whole Foods store crawling around on top of some bananas. It was technically wandering on top of some bananas... but the strange thing is the bananas he was wandering on top of were actually from Honduras and not Brazil. What was he doing outside of his country? Did he breaststroke his way across the entire Panama Canal and then wander his way hundreds of miles north into Honduras? And is he a He? Or a She? I bet he's a He. I bet he caught his Brazilian spider-wife (who's ass looks great in a thong) cheating with some beef-cake spider with major pecs and a 6-pack. Or maybe he was the cheater, and up and left her for another girl-spider he met once while on a business trip to Honduras. Asshole.
Here he is. Look at his cheating eyes. All 6 of them.
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I can always count on you blogging about something that is totally disgusting. GROSS!!!
How big is this damn thing? I need measurements.
http://www.animalcorner.co.uk/venanimals/ven_spidbrazwand.html
Ewww. Itch.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,509876,00.html
Hopefully, it was misidentified and really was (it is dead now) the Huntsman Spider.
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