INGREDIENTS:
-2 kids
-a bunch of shit to carry
-a pinch of positivity
-a bunch of questions
-a shit load of hell-to-the-NO
-a heaping of Am I on candid camera?
-tears
-locked front gate
-sweat
DIRECTIONS:
1. Pre-dress 2 kids until cute and excited.
2. Prepare yourself for 2 cute and excited kids.
3. Divide the 2 kids into their car seats and drive to your neighborhood pool.
4. Once there, unload a bunch of shit to carry.
5. Place the 2 kids at the locked front gate, while mixing in sweat.
6. Whip the asshole who says the pool is closed on Wednesdays.
7. Quickly stir in a shit load of hell to the NO.
8. In a measuring cup, combine a bunch of questions with tears and stir until well blended.
9. Add a pinch of positivity. Drive to the sprinkler park, instead.
10. Whip the asshole who says the sprinkler park is NOT WORKING.
11. Add a huge heaping of Am I on candid camera?
12. Using high speed, combine sweat, a bunch of questions, tears, and another shit load of hell to the NO until a dark abyss of chaos forms.
Enjoy.
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4 comments:
Soooo...you're saying the trip the pool was enjoyable?
Wow! You were batting 1000.
Did you come home and turn the sprinkler on for
them?
Ah man, this recipe sounds familiar (I love how you wrote it!)... I am sorry that the day went the way it did! I don't think places understand the importance of being open and in working order for us moms! Well I hope that you guys got home and made some fun of your own. Remember, the weekend is ahead!
That's when you come out to the FAR-MER!
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