Things that Gracie says that ARE acceptable:
"Cream of the week." (cream of wheat)
"Vegetavle. (vegetable)
"Vestival." (festival)
Things that Gracie says that are NOT acceptable:
"Whatever. I'm wearing mascara today."
"I'm being Nikki Minaj when I grow up!"
"Look at my bras! My husband is trying to get me."
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While shopping for Christmas presents (that aren't for her...)
Gracie:
Mommy! Look! Can you buy this tea set for me!?
Me:
Honey, no. We're only here to buy things for other people.
Gracie: *with her arms crossed and now yelling as loud as humanly possible*
YOU'RE GONNA BUY STUFF FOR YOUR GUESTS AND NOT BUY ANYTHING FOR YOUR OWN CHILD? DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT A CHILD??!
So, she's basically a Screech Owl. All compact and and cute with those beautiful, enormous eyes. And if provoked, scratches off your face with some big-ass claws you never knew were inside those tiny, furry feet.
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